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本片段劇情：查理認為凱姆肯定會愛上下一個約會的男人，于是找到史圖幫他整容，但史圖拒絕了他，還告訴他要放手。查理去海洋館，卻發現凱姆和另一個男人有說有笑，誤認為凱姆就要被人搶走，兩人廝打起來……

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Stu: Call me.

Chuck: I need your help.

Stu: Hey, are we still friends?

Chuck: Cam is going to fall in love with and get married to the next guy she goes on a date with, right? I'm going to be that next guy. Yeah. You're a plastic surgeon. You're going to...change my face up. I don't care if you give me a beak. I'm going to look like a different guy. That way, when I meet her...Hi. My name's Ronald...I'm the new guy she falls in love with. Let's go. Right now. Don't look at me in that tone of voice. I'm talking the truth. Please?

Stu: Chuck...take a look around, man. I mean, I can give you tits. You want tits?

Chuck: So you're not going to help me.

Stu: Yes, but not by rearranging your face, man. Come here. Have a seat. There's got to be a better way, right? I mean, I know things are bad now, but things could be a lot worse, right? Listen, you could be like my cousin, man. He found out last week he's got an inoperable brain tumor.

Chuck: That's horrible.

Stu: Yeah. He's only got, like, one week left to live.

Chuck: That is...perfect. That's perfect. He's the perfect guy for her.

Stu: What?

Chuck: Yeah. There's no harm, right? He gets laid. She falls in love. He's dead within a week. I swoop in, console her. Bing-bang-boom, everybody's happy.

Stu: Hey! Why don't you club her and have a wedding ceremony while she's knocked unconscious? That'd work! What the hell is wrong with you? You have to let her go.

Chuck: That's the one thing I can't do.

Hairdresser: Next time I'll bring my suit.

Cam: Yeah.

Chuck: Oh, no. Oh, no. That's not good. No. It's over. That has to be George. George. Hey, George! What's up, George?

Hairdresser: What?

Chuck: How you doing, George?

Hairdresser: I'm not George.

Chuck: You're going to stay away from Cam, all right? You're going to stay away from Cam, you hear me? You're George!

Hairdresser: I'm not George! Cam!

Cam: Charlie! What are you doing?

Chuck: I just met George. He's a real jerk. You shouldn't like him. I want to see you.

Cam: Stay away from me! Stay away from me! No!

Chuck: Falling.

Cam: What is wrong with you?

Chuck: I'm being bitten!

Kid: Does he have fish in his pants?

Chuck: Oh, those fuckers are vicious.

Cam: Yeah? Well, they don't like it when someone disturbs their environment.

Police: Time to go, buddy.

Chuck: I know I've been acting crazy, but there's a reasonable...

Cam: Let me guess, Charlie. You believe you're a lucky charm, and you're afraid I'm going to marry the next guy I date, so you've been smothering me and attacking my friends.

Chuck: What about George, okay? What about your date with George? Wednesday night? What big date with George?

Cam: George is my hairdresser!

Woman: Excuse me. I'm sorry. I was eavesdropping. Are you really Charlie Logan the lucky charm? Because... I was wondering...

Chuck: I can't. I'm sorry. Cam, listen. Cam...

Cam: No. Charlie, I just don't think we can do this anymore.

Chuck: Don't say it!

Cam: It's not working.

Chuck: Please, Cam. Please, just don't say it's over.

Cam: It's over.

妙語佳句 活學活用

1. plastic surgeon: 整形外科醫生

2. beak: 嘴，喙；鷹鉤鼻

3. tone of voice: 語氣，口吻

He always speaks in an imperative tone of voice.（他總是用命令的口吻講話。）

4. club: 用棍棒打；[棒球]擊球

The security officer should not club any suspect who does not resist arrest.（保安人員對任何沒有拒捕的嫌犯都不該用棍棒毆打。）

5. let someone go: 放手

Budget cut backs forced the company to let go of several employees.（預算減少迫使得公司減裁了好幾個員工。）

6. jerk: 傻瓜；笨蛋；混蛋

That jerk was flirting with the boss'daughter.（那個笨蛋和老板的女兒調情。）

7. lucky charm： 幸運符，魅力幸運星

I carry a lucky charm to protect me when I travel.（出門旅行時,我會帶一會帶來好運的護身符。）

8. eavesdrop: 偷聽（別人的談話）

I didn't mean to eavesdrop but I heard what's going on.（我并不是有意偷聽但我都聽到了。）

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