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本片段劇情：尼克發(fā)現(xiàn)自己能聽(tīng)到女性在想些什么，這讓他很苦惱。他向心理醫(yī)生求助，心理醫(yī)生告訴他，這種“特異功能”也會(huì)給他帶來(lái)好處。尼克決定接受這一現(xiàn)狀。

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Nick: Dr., you may not remember me.

Doctor: Yes?

Nick: I'm Nick Marshall. I came here about ten years ago with my ex-wife, Gigi.

Doctor: Oh, Christ, not him.

Nick: Oh, good, you remember me. I'm sorry to barge in like this, but I don't know who to turn to. I'm afraid to go to work. I'm afraid of my door woman. I'm... I'm afraid to get a cup of coffee.

Doctor: Mr. Marshall, please slow down. Slow down. Let me make sure I completely understand what it is you're saying.

Nick: All right. All right. I hear what women think.

Doctor: Yeah. You know, Mr. Marshall, this kind of imaginary displacement scenario...

Nick: I'm not imag...

Doctor: - really isn't my thing. I do, however, have a very good friend over at University Hospital, who specializes in male menopause and testosterone depletion. She's fabulous. I think what I'll do is just give her a ring...and send you over there. Why did I answer my door? I was so into buying that lamp on eBay.

Nick: How much was it going for?

Doctor: How much was what going for?

Nick: The lamp on eBay.

Doctor: Oh, I see. That's good. Very clever. Dr. Skolnick, please.

Nick: You don't believe me. Try another. Go on. Pick a number. Give it a whirl. Any number.

Doctor: Okay. A number between one and...

Nick: A million. Why not?

Doctor: One and a million. All right. Mm.

Nick: 644,998... 99... 90. Wanna make a decision here?

Doctor: Oy vay!

Nick: Oh, you can say that again.

Doctor: I didn't say anything.

Nick: I know, but it doesn't mean I didn't hear it.

Doctor: Okay. Okay. Let's say... Let's say I do believe you.

Nick: Yeah.

Doctor: You can hear what women think. Even though I'm a grown woman of... 51. 47.

Nick: Oh, my lips are sealed.

Doctor: Holy crap! Oh, forgive me.

Nick: That's all right.

Doctor: But this is phenomenal. You can hear inside my head.

Nick: Yes.

Doctor: Why would you want to get rid of such a brilliant gift?

Nick: Well, for starters, almost every woman I know thinks I'm an asshole.

Doctor: That's what I thought when I met you.

Nick: Doc, give me a break here.

Doctor: Mr. Marshall, you might find this a little unorthodox, but would you mind awfully if I smoked?

Nick: No, no, I understand.

Doctor: Thank you. Thank you so much. Let's try to look at the up side of this, shall we? You know, Freud died at age 83 still asking one question,"What do women want?" Wouldn't it be strange and wonderful if you were the one man on Earth...finally able to answer that question? Listen to me, Nick. Something extraordinary...and I think miraculous has happened to you. My advice is you must learn from this. You know, there isn't a single woman that I treat...that doesn't wish her man understood her better. If men are from Mars and women are from Venus and you speak Venusian, the world can be yours. I don't know how this happened to you or why, but you may just be the luckiest man on Earth. Imagine the possibilities. If you know what women want, you can rule.

妙語(yǔ)佳句 活學(xué)活用

1. barge in: （粗魯?shù)兀┐驍啵橙苏f(shuō)話），打擾（某人做事）

Don't barge in when we're talking.（我們談話時(shí)，不要亂插嘴。）

2. male menopause: 男性更年期

3. give it a whirl: 試一試

The job doesn't sound very exciting but I'll give it a whirl.（這個(gè)工作聽(tīng)起來(lái)沒(méi)什么意思，可是我還是要去試一試。）

4. you can say that again: 一點(diǎn)也沒(méi)錯(cuò)！你說(shuō)的對(duì)! 說(shuō)得好!

5. my lips are sealed: 我會(huì)守口如瓶。

6. phenomenal: 異常的，不尋常的，驚人的

They noticed that he had a phenomenal memory.（他們注意到鮑里斯有一種異常的記憶。）

7. for starters: （非正式）首先，一開(kāi)始，開(kāi)始時(shí)

For starters, we ought to explain why we're here.（首先，我們應(yīng)該解釋我們?yōu)槭裁丛谶@里。）

8. unorthodox: 非正統(tǒng)的

I'm afraid your English is somewhat unorthodox.（恐怕你的英語(yǔ)有點(diǎn)不正規(guī)。）

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