大英帝國是段子手高產區，從十六七世紀的莎士比亞，到王爾德，再到丘吉爾無一不是宗師級“毒舌”。“毒舌、內涵”其實是一種高級幽默，是高智商的另類體現。

今天跟大家分享幾句極具內涵的英文，手把手教你英式幽默，你也可以是王爾德。

1 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該愛護動物，因為它們很好吃。

2 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居，但不要被ta的老公/老婆知道。

3 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功的男人背后都有一個女人，每個不成功的男人背后，有兩個。

4 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明的人都未婚，結了婚的很難再聰明起來。

5 Never put off the work till tomorrow which you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。

世人皆稱王爾德為腐國第一毒舌，秒殺一切段子手。一方水土養一方人，在冷幽默和反諷土壤爆肥沃的英國，機智、毒舌簡直是人人具備的基本技能。

送給大家幾句丘吉爾的名言，擲地鏗鏘，堅韌有力，伴你前行。

1. If you’re going through Hell, keep going.
如果你身陷地獄，那就繼續前行。

2. Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
成功就是從失敗走向失敗而不失去熱情。

3. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
你有敵人？很好。那意味著在你一生中的某個時刻，你曾經站出來維護過某樣東西。

4. Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. |
勇氣意味著站起來說話，勇氣也意味著坐下來傾聽。

5. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
悲觀主義者在每一個機會中看到困難，樂觀主義者在每一個困難中看到機會。

（來源：英語孵化器? 編輯：Julie）