女人衣櫥里的衣服，沒有最多，只有更多。多到衣柜裝不下，多到衣架不夠用，多到不知穿什么好。

1. Trying to keep your wardrobe organised is like a full-time job
需要專門騰出一大塊時間整理衣柜

2. You have to do a charity shop clear-out every other month
每隔一個月都要出清一些不穿的衣服給慈善商店

3. You often find things you swear you must have been drunk to buy
經常發現一些不知什么時候“失手”買來的衣服

4. Under your bed is full of shoe boxes that you haven't opened in forever
床底下有不少根本從沒打開過的鞋盒子

5. You have to rotate your summer and winter wardrobes to make more room
需要互相倒騰放夏裝和冬裝的地方，以便騰出些空間

6. You spend your days googling walk-in wardrobes
在網上到處搜超大的衣柜

7. When people tell you they've never seen you wear the same thing twice
有人跟你說，他們從沒見你穿過重樣的衣服

8. You run out of hangers
衣架不夠用了

9. Nothing gets you going quite like a good storage solution
總也找不出存放衣服的最佳解決方案

11. Finding that specific skirt you need takes hours, sometimes days
想找到要穿的那件短裙需要好幾個小時，甚至好幾天

12. There's nothing quite like the rush of discovering something you forgot you owned
突然發現你竟然還有這樣一件衣服，簡直讓你喜出望外

13. Coats have no place in your wardrobe - they take up WAY too much room
衣柜沒地方放外套了——因為外套太占地方

14. You could quite happily give away half of your sunglasses collection and still have a pair for every weekend of the year
即使你樂于把一半的太陽鏡都送人，還是會發現每個周末都可以戴不重樣的

15. You never have anything to wear - mostly because of all the clothes disguising actual outfits
你總是不知道穿什么好——主要是因為衣服太多，不知道怎么搭配才最好

16. No one ever wants to buy you clothes for your birthday. "You have enough"
你生日沒人送你衣服，大家都說“你衣服夠多了”

17. Bags to you are like pants - you wear a new one every day
包包對你來說就像褲子一樣——每天換一個

18. Every time you're invited to an event, you buy something new
每次獲邀出席某個場合，你都要置辦幾件新行頭

19. Your friends are better at remembering what you own than you are
朋友們更容易記住你穿過的衣服，早忘了你是個什么樣的人

20. You have a bra to match every kind of outfit
每套行頭你都有專門的胸罩來搭配

21. Strangers on Instagram think you're rich - they don't see the Cup A Soup dinners
社交網站上的人還以為你富得流油，殊不知你晚餐只喝一杯速食湯

22. Your dry-clean pile never gets done - when you have so many other clothes to wear, what's the point?
你的臟衣服永遠堆在那兒——還有那么多其他選擇，何必去洗臟的？

23. Your clothes are always creased from cramming too many in your wardrobe
衣柜里衣服太多，弄的都起皺了

24. You definitely own more hangers than you know people
你衣架的數量比你認識的人的數量還多

25. Sometimes you get home and realise the top you just bought is identical to one you already own
有時你到家才發現，剛買的那件上衣跟之前買過的一件一模一樣

26. At weekends you play with your clothes as if they were your toys
周末你凈跟自己的衣服打交道了，仿佛它們是你的玩具

27. Your laundry basket acts as extra storage
臟衣簍其實是一個你儲存衣服的地方

28. So does the washing machine
洗衣機也是

29. So does the clothes horse
晾衣架也是

30. If you sold all of your clothes you could probably buy a mansion.
要是你賣掉所有衣服，你應該可以買棟房了。

要是那樣的話，你穿什么呢？

英文來源：cosmopolitan.co.uk
編譯：杜娟