New York Strip Steak Stud Earrings
紐約客牛排耳墜

Unless your mom is a vegetarian, she probably won't have a beef with the child that gets her these lovely steak stud earrings.
你給她買了這副可愛的牛排耳墜：如果媽媽不是素食主義者的話，她很可能不會再帶你一起吃牛排了。

Octeapus
章魚漂

Tea bags have their place, but they aren't as fancy as having the tea infused with a plastic octopus. It will add a touch of whimsy to those moments where it's just you and her having a cuppa while she silently criticizes your life choices.
與只有茶包相比，加入了一只塑料章魚的泡茶杯子，會更顯別致。當你與媽媽對坐品茗，而她在默默嗔怪你的任性時，“章魚漂”茶杯一定會使你們的母女（子）時光妙趣橫生。

Vocabulary:

glamorous：迷人的，富有魅力的

bad hair day：不愉快的一天

take a whiz：撒尿

sanitary：衛生的，清潔的

panache：艷麗；華麗

scarab：甲蟲

bug：使煩憂，使惱火

tampon：衛生棉塞，月經棉條

inept：笨拙的；不適當的

whimsy：奇思妙想

（中國日報網英語點津 杜娟）