Yes, I’m an English major because I just didn’t have anything better to do.

嗯，我就因為是主修英語的所以才沒有什么別的事兒可干。

5.“I wanted to major in English but my parents would have killedme.”

“我想研讀英語專業，但是我父母會為此殺了我的！”

Yeah, my parents considered murdering me, but I guess they decided that doing what I love while pursuing a degree probably isn’t the worst offense.

呵呵，我爸媽也曾經想殺了我，可我估計他們認為我能邊學我喜歡的東西還能順便得到一個學位，這也并不是一個差主意。

6.(On a date): “Are you going to put this in your book?

（約會中……)“你準備把這個場景寫進你的書中嗎？”

Don’t flatter yourself.

別王婆賣瓜自賣自夸了好嗎？！