Coincidence
[ 2007-01-09 08:39 ]
A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a triple martini. The bartender
says "What a coincidence, the only other person at the bar is that beautiful
woman at the other end. She is also drinking triple martinis".
After a
few sips of his drink, the man walks up to the woman and says, "Isn't it a
coincidence that we are both having the same drink".
She replies "Yes! I am
here because I am celebrating. After 20 years of trying I am finally
pregnant!"
"What a coincidence" the man replied. "I am also
celebrating.
After years of experimenting, I have invented a multicolored
chicken. At this, the woman asked "How did you ever accomplish
that!?".
"I had to try a lot of different cocks" he said. The woman
replied
"What a coincidence!!!!"
（通訊員東華大學(xué)）
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