Jesus not know how to drive
[ 2006-11-01 08:00 ]
Sunday school teacher of
preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following
Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had
learned.
Susie said,
"He was born in a manger."
Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of
the temple."
Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't
know how to
drive it."
Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you
learn that, Johnny?"
"From my Daddy," said Johnny.
"Yesterday we were
driving down the highway,
and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of
us and Daddy yelled at him,
'Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to
drive?'"
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