Cannibal jokes（二）
[ 2006-08-14 08:53 ]
Cannibals capture three men.
The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be
used to make canoes.
Then they are each given a final request. The first
man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is
granted, and they poison him.
The second man asks for paper and a pen so
that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and
after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their
canoes.
Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The
cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork.
As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and
shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"
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